Let’s be straight about this.

We were planning a big promo week and stuff, and we’ve been filming moonlyte museum stuff.

But here’s the thing - it’s a mistake to do a show where you’re hammering cocktails constantly, because we spent the week pished out of our heads, and now we’ve got an editing system full of material which is, quite simply, made by drunkards.

Whether or not hungover idiots can edit this ridiculous fucker together into a decent shape or not, you’ll all be seeing it right here, and soon.

- TEAM! (don’t shout it too loud thanks)

We’re on the eve of the promo week. This week you’ll find out exactly what the new show is.

You’ll hear us blabbing on about what we’re going to try to do. And you’ll see bits and pieces of what we’ll be doing.

Lots of photos, lots of video.

The website for the show is coming along nicely - hit the forum for some amazing efforts, including this work in progress from the man countv - CLICKY

So, stay tuned all week for the big reveals of the show, as we build up to launch. And, of course, the return of Kenny.

Hats and Cocktails at the Moonlyte Museum could maybe use its own website/web area. We were wondering if anyone out there fancies working with us on a website design for it.

Yes, YOU WOULD BECOME THE LATEST MEMBER OF TEAM, making an awesome AitchCockEmEm site for the rest of the lovely drinkers. You wouldn’t get PAID either, so no need to worry about becoming a rich wanker!

Hit the forum if you want to pitch a website idea, then if we love its amazingness, we’ll put an arm around you and make you a one of us.

The website would need:

A video page
An amazingly slick front-page with a midnighty streety drinky clubby feel.
A page for cocktail recipes
Other shit you can THINK UP YOURSELF

Blow us away!

Hit the forum

The necessary equipment for the Moonlyte Club are these - hats and cocktails.

Youse have a few weeks now to get the drink in. Get some good vodka, some Cointreau, GM, some Midori, etc. Get a good cocktail shaker - visit John Lewis or something, because they do reasonably priced shiny ones.

Get yourself a hat. We recommend a good quality pork pie hat, if you want to be a Club VIP.

Luke Elliott has delivered some of his golden music for the show. Everything is almost in place.

Promos start on the eleventh.

Did you see a story about a segment from the Black Episode taking up almost a full page of today’s Scottish edition of The Sun?

Page 21 of Tuesday’s edition:

The Sponsors must be totally pissed right about now.

We are all playing MGS4, and getting ourselves prepped for MM in July.

In the meantime, witness the awesome power of a fully operational Consolevania Forum, as the cocktail crew bust a nut all over Metal Gear Solid - look out for a particularly sweet BOSAQ gag.

What is the Third Pillar?

Christ, at the very least, what’s its name?

Find out at midnight.

Look forward to a special video announcement from the team on Friday night.

The Summer of Love is almost upon us.

Have you done anything creepy or obsessive to prove how much you want to make love to Metal Gear Solid 4 yet?

Check this amazing artwork, from countv on the consolevania forum: